Spoofs and goofs

Canada, home of the body parts

Someone mailed a bloody foot to the conservative party offices here in Ottawa today. Apparently, they just found another body part about an hour ago.

And then theres something about a torso being found in Montreal.

Awesome. Between this and the shit in Florida, I’m prepared to say the world is coming to an end.

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thelightsarebokan:

i need a new theme but i have no idea where to look.

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trillavanilla:

ooh

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marijuano:

I’m only down to meet ppl from tumblr if alcohol or weed is involved

lmao

Anonymous asked: on a scale of 1-10 where are you

i think i weigh about 230, my doctor said i should lose some weight

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Anonymous asked: If you had a girl. Your perfect match in every way, looks, personality etc. but she can only get off from anal fisting. What do you do

obviously you have to shove your fist in her ass, that shouldn’t even be a question